Cowboy and Cowgirl

I knew there was a Naked Cowboy:


But I didn't know there was a Naked Cowgirl until this past weekend:


She was just across Seventh Avenue from the Cowboy, but unlike the Cowboy, was not swarmed by touristic admirers.

The Cowgirl was a real sweetheart. She wanted to make sure I "got a picture of these" (she pointing and explaining that "Dad was a milkman!"):


The Cowgirl told me she has a show on Channel 57, on RCN, on friday nights. I said I had Time Warner. She said same difference.

Edit: A quick Google search reveals that this particular Naked Cowgirl, not to be confused with another (much younger) Naked Cowgirl, is really famed stripper - comedienne Sandy Kane! (BTW - are there copyright or trademark disputes between the two cowgirls?) And her late-night cable show is called "Sandy Kane's Midnight Blew" -- midnight on Channel 57 in Manhattan.

To whet your appetite, here is a delicious description of the show from Radar on-line:

Imagine Weird Al Yankovic with double-Ds, stringing together corny Borscht Belt jokes and pornographic parodies of pop classics. Then you'll have a taste of Sandy's shows. In Kane's performances, Laura Branigan's "Gloria" becomes "a cocksucking warrior, from Queens, Astoria," sung in a nasal inflection that would make Fran Drescher's hair fall out, all while Sandy shakes her startlingly white, startlingly bare ass.

Ah, the good ol' days of Times Square -- set your DVRs!